First World Problems

Ever had those moments where you just can't believe how terrible your life is? I'm continually in a cycle of worst-life-ever moments. My God, it's a miracle I can even get out of my king sized Tempur -Pedic bed in the morning. And, early too so I can get in my Oprah/Deepak Chopra 20 minutes of meditation. BEFORE I run on my wi-fi enabled treadmill. Just a damn miracle.


My iPhone 5 is too small. I can't store all my selfies AND keep my Eminem song collection.
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My burrito had too much filling today and the tortilla ripped. Son of a bitch!
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The husband travels to exotic locals for work. i.e. Brazil, Greece. And, he gets sunburns.
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Netflix is buffering. The kids are upset.
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I'm going to have to trade in my Infiniti. The sunroof has a squeak.
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My housekeeper did a no call/no show the day of a party. I had to clean toilets. Five bathrooms worth.
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My favorite laser hair removal technician changed salons. AFTER I bought 12 months of services.
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My fuelband battery died before I hit goal. By 12 points.
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Terrible infomercial on. Remote too far to reach without effort. Now the owner of The Pocket Hose.
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My closet is too small and I am unable to keep all my shoes organized.
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Not enough people get sarcasm.
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