Cabbage Day!

Several years ago I had the odd feeling that Madison is Gilda Radner reincarnated, or rather, Emily Litella. 
It should also be noted that the girl hates her school uniforms. HATES.


Example from tonight...



Madison: "Mom! Mom! Tomorrow is Cabbage Day at school!"

Me:  "It's what now? What day?"

Madison:  "Cabbage Day!"

Me:  "What does that mean?"  OH MY GOD!  That teacher is such a horrible communicator. Now I'm going to have to stop at the store later tonight and get cabbage or whatever the hell this requires.

Madison: "Cabbage Day. Teacher sent a note".

Me: "Get the note." Ugh.  More crap to do the week before Christmas.  With no notice. Son of  BITCH! I'll be making a phone call this time. I am so sick of this last minute school stuff!



...and then the note...



Me: "Um, Madi, this says: Casual Day.  Thursday is Casual Day."



 



Madison: "Oh, yeah. Casual Day".

If she would have said, 'Never mind', I would have had a heart attack.





And, of course a winning Cabbage Day outfit!